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Welcome to The Stupid Show.
You'll see Franco, you'll see Rome,
You'll hear porno actors groan.
The latest Twit-chat around town?
Lady Gaga ate her wedding gown.
It happens to every him and her,
This turning into Ma'am and Sir.
Complex carbohydrates are sooo last fall,
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And you'll never have to learn to cook!
It happens to every her and him,
This constant getting what you whim.
We swear your emails are never checked.
Please enter your password, and self respect.
Nathan Woods, editor/overlord