I went to Heaven And couldn’t stand it. So I found a girl Gliding gleeful in the golden fields. She was cute and Was using her halo As a frisbee To play with the Angel dogs. While she rested I crept up and Strangled her with the halo Till her heaven breath went Poof. Carrying her angel corpse I marched to God Demanding Hell. He looked at her Then at me With his beard His contrived spectacles And said NO. Why not? I whimpered Dropping the cadaver in a cloud. NOT ENOUGH He boomed And kissed me On the cheek. |
Nathan Woods, editor/overlordArchives
February 2019
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