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I Went to Heaven

7/19/2018

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I went to Heaven
And couldn’t stand it.
So
I found a girl
Gliding gleeful in the golden fields.
She was cute and
Was using her halo
As a frisbee
To play with the
Angel dogs.
While she rested
I crept up and
Strangled her with the halo
Till her heaven breath went
Poof.
Carrying her angel corpse
I marched to God
Demanding Hell.
He looked at her
Then at me
With his beard
His contrived spectacles
And said
NO.
Why not? I whimpered
Dropping the cadaver in a cloud.
NOT ENOUGH
He boomed
And kissed me
On the cheek.

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    Nathan Woods, editor/overlord



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