“All essays have a beginning, a middle, and an end. Thus, all essays make you stupid." We know Aristotle said this several years ago, and only pretty recently did someone bother translating it into English, which was very thoughtful of them if you stop and think about it. And if we've learned anything from this statement as well as other statements by dead people written down and then translated by other dead people, we've learned how important it is to know why you’ve done something. So while you ponder that, strike a pose. Someone is always watching.
And so we go.